“It’s already February” account manager Jodie Burns told colleagues today. And if her predictions are correct, it will soon be March.
Jenny Angelo, and thousands of other Australians like her, has pledged to give $50 each month to help support essential services in a far away location she may never have … Continue reading
Your mates in London and New York couldn’t give two shits that it’s 36 degrees in Australia, it has emerged.
Office workers around the country can’t wait to switch right off when their colleagues tell them all about how they spent the Christmas break.
Ralph Lauren’s classic polo shirt will be updated this season with the oversized man-on-a-horse-with-a-stick logo to be replaced with a large bag of money that will hang off the front … Continue reading
A thirty-eight year old man from Brisbane was left with no alternative but to watch an entire concert with his eyes, after he mistakenly left his phone at home.
A complex fantasy about lingerie model Miranda Kerr, which teenager Sam Daw has been developing for several weeks, took a turn for the worst last night when billionaire James Packer … Continue reading
As retail assistants around the country look forward to another festive season, many say their employers are not giving them enough opportunities to look like a total dick.
Man Who Bought ‘Upper West Side’ Apartment In Melbourne Surprised To Discover His Life Is Still Dull
A Melbourne man who recently splashed out on a brand new apartment in the city’s ‘Upper West Side’ complex, says his life is pretty much the same as it was … Continue reading
Forget any plans you had for a productive day. Google already knows that you’ll spend the best part of the afternoon sifting through old emails, searching “cat falls off table” … Continue reading
High Street, a popular shopping and dining strip in Melbourne’s inner north, will be bulldozed next year to allow more room for vans selling Mexican food.
Earlier this month Susan Greenberg angrily declared to friends that she would “never shop at that department store again!” Now, she can’t remember which department store it was.
Sydney man Johno Yates was shocked to discover this morning that his friends didn’t find the details of his drinking exploits – which included finishing an entire bottle of Jack … Continue reading
A woman who was tested for gluten intolerance this week says she’s quietly looking forward to breaking the news to friends, once her test results come back.
Ron and Liz Schaefer have been spending the Australia Day long weekend down the coast with The Bradleys for almost 20 years. This year is no different.
Figures released today show that the number of conversations about house prices continues to rise in Australia, with social gatherings in some suburbs becoming simply unbearable.
A mother from Sydney was forced to make an apology this morning after giving a stinging, if accurate, critique of her five year-old daughter’s Christmas concert.
With the AFL and NRL seasons finishing up last weekend – a full six weeks before the first Test Match begins – many people were at a loss for what … Continue reading
It’s what Melbourne is famous for. Quirky cafes and bars tucked away in the most unlikely of places – down dark laneways, underneath methadone clinics and in hard-to-track-down roaming vans. … Continue reading
Employees at a city accountancy firm are still reeling after one of the senior partners allegedly used the word ‘funky’ in meeting with important clients yesterday. The partner, who did … Continue reading
The ghost of outspoken writer and atheist Christopher Hitchens was yesterday seen hiding behind a thicket of trees in his old hometown of Houston, struggling to come to terms with … Continue reading
In a stunning admission yesterday, thirteen year-old Melbourne school girl Taylor Scholes said that her encounter with boy band One Direction was not the best day of her life. It is believed to … Continue reading
In an embarrassing and costly blunder, a Japanese tourist placed a highly valued piece of artwork in a gallery rubbish bin after he mistook the work for a discarded sandwich … Continue reading