Channel 7’s decision to scrap current affairs flagship Today Tonight in Australia’s eastern states is a massive blow for serious journalism, according to those who rely on the show’s in-depth investigative … Continue reading
An extended promotion for one of Australia’s favourite TV shows, My Kitchen Rules, was constantly interrupted by a game of tennis last night, leading to an angry response from some … Continue reading
Miley Cyrus is one, maybe two, outrageous performances away from getting us to look up from what we’re doing, it was reported today.
Environment Minister Greg Hunt released a statement this morning, praising the career of the late Lou Reed, who died at his New York home yesterday.
In a bizarre coincidence, twenty-five young women all fell in love with the same man this week, despite never having laid eyes on him. The extraordinary event was caught on … Continue reading
After more than two weeks camped outside London’s St Mary’s hospital, journalists are starting to fear the worst: what if the Duchess of Cambridge is actually just a boring, 31 … Continue reading
In an interview from Heaven yesterday, dead pop star Michael Jackson said he was concerned about the wellbeing of teenage sensation Justin Bieber.
Opposition Leader Tony Abbott says he was well over half way into watching the latest Superman movie Man of Steel before he realised it was about a comic character and … Continue reading
Newly single and with a spring in his step, media mogul Rupert Murdoch was back on the prowl this morning, with a brand new profile on dating site eHarmony.
German doctors say a man spent fifteen years with “My Heart Will Go On” stuck in his head, following a childhood accident.
The secretive robot-house duo Daft Punk is actually Greg Page and Anthony Field from the Wiggles.
British adventurer and TV star Bear Grylls had to use his most advanced survival skills yesterday when he was forced to endure several gruelling hours with some of the most … Continue reading
Television network Channel 7 today claimed that Celebrity Splash – which most people thought was just a funny 30-second spot to fill up air time in ad breaks – is actually … Continue reading
He’s only been learning the instrument a week, but when Melbourne man Jeremy Knight tripped over his banjo in the hallway yesterday he quite literally stumbled across musical stardom, unintentionally … Continue reading
New Neighbours Theme Tune Will Actually Just Be The Sound Of A Lawnmower And A Couple Having Noisy Sex
The company that produces Neighbours, Fremantle Media, has announced plans to revamp the theme tune of the famous soap opera.
Jenny Holsworth – whose company sells FatChance, a miracle pill that helps you shed three quarters of your body weight in just 8 weeks – says Channel 7’s apparent decision to scrap … Continue reading
Francis Rossi, frontman for English 70s rock band Status Quo, claims there is nothing left for the band to achieve, saying it was always his dream to be the face … Continue reading
Critics have labelled it ‘shocking’, ‘gut-wrenching’ and ‘an absolute f*cking farce’. If you thought Federal Politics couldn’t get any more ridiculous, strap yourself in for the new 2013 season.
The unborn child of rapper Kanye West and reality TV star Kim Kardashian has taken on the attributes of its famous parents, Tweeting from the womb yesterday that it feels … Continue reading
With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s magazines are simply ill-equipped to handle the sheer volume of … Continue reading
Yesterday Oprah Winfrey made a fool of herself, and Microsoft, when she tweeted about how much she loved the tech company’s new Surface tablet – from her iPad. By this … Continue reading
The son of God, Jesus of Nazareth, issued a statement this morning claiming Sydney Archbishop George Pell misinterpreted the meaning of an email Jesus sent to Church hierarchy last month.
Less than a week after exposing the alarming ‘All Asian Mall’ in Sydney’s North West, investigative news program A Current Affair has uncovered another ‘Asianised’ area of Sydney that it … Continue reading
Broadcaster Alan Jones has started the search for an employee to check the accuracy of his on-air statements after yesterday’s ruling by the Australian Communications & Media Authority that ordered … Continue reading