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The mouth-watering scenario – previously thought to be just a wet dream a tabloid current affairs show producer had once – became a real possibility today when the Indonesian President offered the famous drug smuggler freedom, on the condition she smuggle her own way home.
The proposal puts Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott in a difficult position. He’ll need to weigh up his commitment to stop the boats, against his desire to appeal to Schapelle sympathisers in marginal electorates across the country. His office was unavailable for comment today.