Fat, Ugly Rich Guy Makes Unexpected Appearance In Teenage Boy’s Fantasy
A complex fantasy about lingerie model Miranda Kerr, which teenager Sam Daw has been developing for several weeks, took a turn for the worst last night when billionaire James Packer turned up uninvited.
“He came from nowhere,” Mr Daw said. “This wasn’t part of the narrative at all”.
The unwelcome guest was asked to leave, but chose to hang around instead – at one point changing into a pair of speedos and furry slippers. “I pleaded with this guy to leave, but he just sat there laughing like he owned the place. He even started cutting his toe nails. It got pretty ugly,” Daw explained. “And I was just starting to get somewhere with Miranda. He’s pretty-much ruined everything”.
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How ever much I try I can’t get Miranda to rhyme with Goana.
Will she close her eyes and imagine that it’s Orlando?
She will close her eyes and imagine the riches that making a little PacKerr will bring.
Maybe she was impressed by Goana 2,s new yacht and thought “Hello Sailor”, I could definitely Barranga you
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