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Queenslanders Urged To Leave Immediately

Kevin Rudd satire

(image from Fairfax)

Australian families living in Queensland have been told to leave the state as soon as possible, after credible reports were received that they may be subject to an attack of unprecedented levels of smarmy, Australiana bullshit.

A spokesperson for ASIO said they had intercepted “very high levels of chatter and folksy banter” that led intelligence analysts to believe an attack was imminent.

Officials at ASIO told potential victims that the attackers may say they are just humble Queenslanders here to help, but warned they may not be as fair dinkum as they look. “If their egos explode, it could wipe out most of Brisbane”.

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8 comments on “Queenslanders Urged To Leave Immediately

  1. uloola
    August 9, 2013

    The country of Islam is offering asylum to the poor people of Queensland.They are being encouraged to flee to the coast and contact one of their representatives who will arrange a passage on a boat.

    • What a laff
      August 9, 2013

      Don’t vote for that One Nation dingbat then. She might stop the boats.

  2. Paul
    August 9, 2013

    He’s started the bullshit already. On tonight’s TV ads he’s saying he grew up in Country Queensland.. Yer right! Since when has hour north of Brisbane been the outback! What next, he saves little old ladies from Crocs on in the supermarket?

  3. Mary Bailey
    August 10, 2013

    he could save me from a Crock by going back into retirement

  4. cartoonmick
    August 10, 2013

    Very wise advice. Queenslanders should get out while they can. By plane, train, car, bicycle or boat (ah,,, urr,,,, umm,,,, no,,, stop the boat).

    Having fled this potential disaster, they should now check to be sure they’re not in the vicinity of a man wearing a red budgie smuggler, and squawking “NO, NO, NO”.

    If they are, then they should flee back to the relative safety of Queensland.

    The dinosaurs don’t know how lucky they were.



  5. Gary Smith
    August 17, 2013

    Is Tony going to stop the boats leaving the country and send us to become Papua-New Guineans

  6. Mr Pseudonym
    December 29, 2013

    Why is there a pic of Labour leaders when it’s the LNP that’s threatening QLD with the bullshit storm?

  7. kgb16
    January 1, 2014

    For really true grand scale bullshit you have to go to the LNP! No one can bullshit and spin like the Federal and State LNP pollies!

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