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“Can You Say ‘Aus-tralia’?” Kate And Wills Run Baby Through Property Portfolio

royal baby satirePrince William and wife Kate used their first afternoon as parents to take their newborn through all the stuff it owns. The couple wheeled a large map into the hospital ward to explain the details.

“We ran through the smaller, quality stuff first – the private estates, the duchies of Lancaster and Cornwell, that kind of thing,” Prince William explained. “But – kids will be kids – it was the big bright shiny thing in the corner that he was most interested in!

“Of course, when he’s older he’ll look back and laugh when he realises it’s really just a dull, if large, colony full of convicts. I know I did! But we’ll let him play with it for now if he likes.”

Kate joked that she and William refer to remote southern colony as ‘the naughty corner’. “We’ve told bubs that it’s where he’ll go if he plays up. Just like Grandpa-pa!”

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One comment on ““Can You Say ‘Aus-tralia’?” Kate And Wills Run Baby Through Property Portfolio

  1. dariancase
    July 25, 2013

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