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Justin Bieber “Turning Into A Bit Of A Weirdo” Says Michael Jackson

Justin Bieber comedyIn an interview from Heaven yesterday, dead pop star Michael Jackson said he was concerned about the wellbeing of teenage sensation Justin Bieber.

“I just think he’s gone a bit creepy lately,” Jackson said. “The gold gloves, the masks, the strange public statements, peeing in a mop bucket. Is the kid ok? I worry about him. Cos the guy’s only 19 and he’s already into some weird shit. I mean, I didn’t tattoo my lips on until I was well into my 30s. It could be a long ride”.

But the King of Pop said it was Bieber’s obsession with his pet monkey that convinced him something wasn’t quite right. “Who the f*ck brings a monkey on tour? Keep that shit at home,” Jackson said.

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2 comments on “Justin Bieber “Turning Into A Bit Of A Weirdo” Says Michael Jackson

  1. uloola
    July 15, 2013

    Maybe Justin likes blowing Bubbles?

  2. Jeffery Dilegge
    January 28, 2014

    They must have used a medium to get the quote from Jackson lol. I believe that Justin got weird a long long time ago.

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