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Man Spent 15 Years With Celine Dion Song Stuck In His Head

Celine Dion satireGerman doctors say a man spent fifteen years with “My Heart Will Go On” stuck in his head, following a childhood accident.

The man, originally from Canada, finally sought help after suffering for years from severe headaches, spontaneous outbursts of anger and panic attacks.

The unnamed man said he didn’t know how the song got there, but vaguely remembers a traumatic experience as a child when he was forced to watch a horrifically long movie over and over again.

Doctors successfully removed the song from the man’s head. He is expected to make a full recovery.

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One comment on “Man Spent 15 Years With Celine Dion Song Stuck In His Head

  1. Har+new
    May 30, 2013

    Lmfaoooo!!! I can’t stop laughing at this headline. I know EXACTLY what inspired this…the man who had a pencil stuck in his head for 15 years. Ouch!

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