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“I’ve still got the passion, I’m still feeling great, so why not?” Beckham’s fancy beard said yesterday. “I’ve always said that the moment I stop enjoying the attention, that’s when I’ll quit. I think that’s a way off”.
Victoria Beckham said she respected the decision of her husband’s stubble, but was also disappointed. “The kids were looking forward to having their dad’s stubble around the house a bit more,” she conceded.
It is unclear which club the famous furry bits will play for next year, although A League side Melbourne Victory said they were interested in recruiting a marquee beard for next season.