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Bear Grylls Survives An Entire Afternoon With Kate Middleton

Bear Grylls Kate MiddletonBritish adventurer and TV star Bear Grylls had to use his most advanced survival skills yesterday when he was forced to endure several gruelling hours with some of the most boring people in the world.

Armed with nothing more than a polite smile and an entertaining anecdote about the time he slept in a camel carcass, Grylls successfully navigated his way through inane small talk with Kate Middleton and other royals for the best part of an afternoon.

Grylls described the conversation – which revolved mainly around ‘bubsy wubsy’ and ‘Mummy’s party supplies business’ – as “excruciating”.

“I once hydrated myself by sticking a tube of watered-down bird faeces into my anus. Today was more painful”.

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3 comments on “Bear Grylls Survives An Entire Afternoon With Kate Middleton

  1. Alexandra
    April 22, 2013

    They’re both awful.

  2. Christopher
    April 23, 2013

    Would prefer an afternoon with Kate any day.

  3. KazD
    January 3, 2014

    At least Bear looks good in a Scout uniform.

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