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Celebrity Splash “Actually A Real TV Show”, Channel 7 Reveals

Celebrity SplashTelevision network Channel 7 today claimed that Celebrity Splash – which most people thought was just a funny 30-second spot to fill up air time in ad breaks – is actually a proper, prime time TV show.

The show is about moderately well-known people jumping off a diving board into a pool.

Host Larry Emdur says he didn’t understand the concept at first either. “When they pitched it to me they said ‘The show is about moderately well-known people jumping off a diving board into a pool’. And I said ‘That’s a cool way to start off a new show’. Which is funny really ‘cos we’ve managed to eke out an entire series from it”.

Rival station Channel 9 is currently in talks with production companies about making Celebrity Sheet, where moderately well-known people try to put a fitted sheet on a mattress, with “results you have to see to believe”.

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5 comments on “Celebrity Splash “Actually A Real TV Show”, Channel 7 Reveals

  1. Squirrel
    April 26, 2013

    Wow! So I’m not alone in finding new fitted sheets difficult to put on a mattress!

  2. julian stevenson
    April 29, 2013

    I think it shood be about folding a fitted sheet.

  3. marty
    April 29, 2013

    “moderately well-known” is being extremely generous…is the author going to be making a splash?

  4. margaret kemsley
    April 29, 2013

    How bloody borrring !

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