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Horse Told It Can Stop Running Around In Circles

Black CaviarA horse was told yesterday that it no longer has to run flat-out in a circular motion with a small human on its back.

The news was met with widespread sorrow across the country, with many angered they weren’t adequately consulted about the decision.

The horse in question was unavailable for comment.

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