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Sydney man Johno Yates was shocked to discover this morning that his friends didn’t find the details of his drinking exploits – which included finishing an entire bottle of Jack Daniels by himself – fascinating.
“I got a sense that they weren’t that interested in the bit about the six-pack I drank before I even went out. So I decided to move onto the bit about the vodka shots at 2am and how I totally didn’t remember how I got home. No luck there, so I just started making stuff up”.
Yates’s friends – Ryan and Jim – tried to muster up the fortitude to give a sh*t, but failed.
The news was a double blow for Mr Yates, given that he has “the worst hangover ever” today.