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Man’s Story About How Much He Drank Last Night “Actually Not That Interesting”, Friends Say

Jack DanielsSydney man Johno Yates was shocked to discover this morning that his friends didn’t find the details of his drinking exploits – which included finishing an entire bottle of Jack Daniels by himself – fascinating.

“I got a sense that they weren’t that interested in the bit about the six-pack I drank before I even went out. So I decided to move onto the bit about the vodka shots at 2am and how I totally didn’t remember how I got home. No luck there, so I just started making stuff up”.

Yates’s friends – Ryan and Jim – tried to muster up the fortitude to give a sh*t, but failed.

The news was a double blow for Mr Yates, given that he has “the worst hangover ever” today.

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This entry was posted on March 19, 2013 by in Society and tagged , .

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