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Kanye And Kim’s Foetus Already An Annoying, Narcissistic Twat, Sources Say

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(Image from Billboard.com)

The unborn child of rapper Kanye West and reality TV star Kim Kardashian has taken on the attributes of its famous parents, Tweeting from the womb yesterday that it feels blessed to be so goddamn talented.

In a five minute YouTube clip recorded for its fans, the foetus said “I was born with a gift, and I know you feel privileged that I can share that gift with you”, although it was unclear what gift it was referring to. Also, it’s technically not born yet.

Friends of the couple are concerned that the addition of another self-important, attention-seeking celebrity to the family may cause friction, citing Kanye’s recent attempt to bust in on an ultrasound photo as an example.

But the foetus hit back, saying “I’m not worried about competing with my parents. My greatest pain in life is that I may never truly comprehend the extent of my love for myself”.

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One comment on “Kanye And Kim’s Foetus Already An Annoying, Narcissistic Twat, Sources Say

  1. iboschme
    January 10, 2013

    I can totally see Kanye ‘photo bombing’ the ultrasound shot ….

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