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SHOCKING DISCOVERY: A Current Affair Uncovers ‘China Town’ In Sydney

Australian news satireLess than a week after exposing the alarming ‘All Asian Mall’ in Sydney’s North West, investigative news program A Current Affair has uncovered another ‘Asianised’ area of Sydney that it says will shock viewers and turn local white residents even whiter with rage. 

Dubbed ‘China Town’, the strip of shops in Haymarket allegedly contains Chinese restaurants, Chinese writing, even Chinese people. And according to ACA, a carefully-chosen sample of local residents have had enough.

“It’s as if the place is set up to look like a street in China,” said one furious shopper.

“I have to do all my shopping at K-Mart in the next suburb now; I refuse to buy cheap Chinese-made goods,” said another.

When ACA reporter Ben McCormack asked pensioner Dawn Downs, “Do you feel like you’re being swamped by Asians? Are you afraid that your way of life is being threatened? Are things different today than when you were a child? And do you live near here?” Mrs Downs said “yes”.

Some people fear that secret ‘China Towns’ exist in other Australian cities as well. ACA says it will continue its rigorous investigative journalism in order to track down and expose them.

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3 comments on “SHOCKING DISCOVERY: A Current Affair Uncovers ‘China Town’ In Sydney

  1. john brown
    September 23, 2013

    HOLY SHIT I NEVER WOULD’VE THOUGHT

  2. ashgirls
    September 25, 2013

    WOW THAT’S INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM AT ITS BEST !!
    WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT
    AUSTRALIA iIS A PRIVATE AMERICAN COMPANY OWNED BY THE SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION ..
    AND IF WE DON’T STAY UNDER COMMONWEALTH LAW WE WILL BE UNDER AMERICAN POLICED LAW ..
    SERIOUSLY I LOVE SHOPPING IN CHINA TOWN YOU BUNCH OF RACIST SHIT STIRRERS NOW WE WILL MORE THAN LIKELY GET A HATE SHOOTING ANOTHER REASON TO ENCOURAGE AUSSIES TO CARRY GUNS AND BE LIKE AMERICA THE COUNTRY THAT THINKS THEY OWN US BUT UNDER COMMONWEALTH LAW DON’T … SERIOUSLY ACA DO SOME REAL INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM !!

    • KazD
      January 3, 2014

      You do realise that this site is wholly satirical right? And that you left your caps lock on?

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